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The top prize in the current month-long sweepstakes held by the online casino is a Sony Bravia home theater system. There are smaller prizes as well, such as cash prizes ranging from $50 to $500. On September 30, the casino will choose winners in the sweepstakes by randomly picking winning tickets. Players can use their loyalty points (the VIP Plan) to purchase tickets. One ticket costs 500 loyalty points and you can purchase as many tickets as you want.

Even when there is no sweepstakes that interests you, your loyalty points can be redeemed for prizes from the VIP Plan catalog. There are many prizes available, such as a PlayStation 3, an iPod Touch, an HD TV, camcorder and more. At any time, players can also redeem their loyalty points for cash. With the VIP Plan loyalty points, players are rewarded for their continued support of the online casino.

To qualify for the sweepstakes, all you have to do is purchase at least one ticket for 500 points and you must have made a deposit at the casino within the last 90 days. So if you haven’t made a deposit lately, I suggest you do; otherwise, you can’t win the Sony home theater system.

So if you happen to win the big-screen TV and home theater system, take pride in the fact that while you’re watching the same football game on ESPN as I am, your players look larger and clearer and the action seems closer and more dynamic than ever before. Now I’m jealous. So don’t enter. I don’t care!

Sorry about that. It was just the jealousy talking. To enter the sweepstakes, visit VIP Slots Casino.

Halloween is one of my favorite holidays, mostly because it is an excuse for the most conservative of girls to dress in the sluttiest costumes imaginable. Sure, you may be a straight-laced office manager the rest of the year, but on Halloween you’re a naughty nurse. Sluttiness aside, the other thing I love about Halloween is the candy, especially candy corn, for which I would like to thank all Native Americans for introducing to the colonists.

VIP Slots Casino seems to feel the same as me, which is why they’re getting their Halloween party started early. All month long, the online casino is holding the Halloween Party tournament, which is being played on the slot machine called Black Magic. The online slot doesn’t have any naughty nurses, but it does have skulls, witches and other creepy stuff. The tournament runs until October 31 and has a $100,000 prize pool. In the first-place player wins $50,000 and the second-place player takes home $20,000. Prizes are given out all the way down to 275^th place, where the player wins $10.

In addition to the slot tournament, VIP Slots Casino also has a good loyalty points promotion for the Monster Money slot game. The game, which has a Frankenstein theme, will give out double loyalty points for anyone who wagers on it. To me, even without the loyalty points playing a Frankenstein-themed game would be fun, but that’s because I can’t think of the big guy without thinking of Phil Hartman on Saturday Night Live saying “fire bad” over and over.

If you are in the mood to get into the Halloween spirit early, be sure to head on down to VIP Slots Casino, where dressing like a slut wearing a Halloween costume is in style all month long.