PokerStars Refunding Money, AP Gets It Wrong
Wednesday, April 27th, 2011In a rare bit of good news since Black Friday, PokerStars has started giving money back to their American customers. When the domain was seized by the U.S. Department of Justice, Americans found themselves without the ability to play on the site or get their money back, but last week the online poker room reached an agreement with the DOJ to allow the refunding of money to the players.
Today PokerStars announced that they have made arrangements with a bank to facilitate the return of that money. Any American customer with a PokerStars account is advised to request a refund as soon as possible. The Justice Department will be closely monitoring all of the transactions.
This is good news for American customers of PokerStars. Of course, if you read the AP story, you also get a nice piece of misinformation and/or propaganda along with that good news. The Associated Press reports that the company is paying the refunds “as its executives face allegations of bank fraud and money laundering to conceal illegal Internet gambling.”
Catch that? It was subtle, right? Just like most of the biased news that comes from the AP, if you don’t already know a lot about the issue at hand, you didn’t even notice that they skewed the report. If you didn’t catch it, here’s the answer: Everything in that quote was factual except the word “illegal.”
The AP seems to be implying that online poker is illegal in the United States. Hey AP, assuming you still employ fact-checkers (which seems more and more unlikely), would you please have them tell me which law bans online poker? You see, something is only illegal if there is a statute banning it. That’s kind of how America works.
So is there a federal law banning online poker? No, there is not. Is there a more general federal law banning all online gambling? No, there is not. Are there any federal laws outlawing anything relating to online gambling? Yes, there are, and this is where people, thanks to the incorrect reporting of the media, get confused.
UIGEA makes it illegal for banks to process transactions for online gambling that are made illegal by other laws. That would include federal, state, city or county laws. The other federal law, which is the only other one the DOJ can point to in this case, is the Wire Act. That law only bans electronic sports betting, as confirmed by the court system.
So where did the AP get the idea that PokerStars was engaging in “illegal Internet gambling?” Probably from the DOJ indictment, which charged them with running an illegal gambling business along with fraud and money laundering. I assume the Justice Department plans to make the case that PokerStars violated either UIGEA or the Wire Act with their online poker business. They would be wrong. In any case, if that’s where the AP got that idea, that’s where you use that “alleged” word. It’s really pretty important, AP! Try calling it “alleged illegal internet gambling.” If you do that, your article is actually factual and people will actually have a better understanding of the issues! If that’s your goal (of which I’m not certain), then surely you will appreciate my advice. In that case, you’re welcome.

If there’s one thing I love in this world, it’s that there is a world record for everything. And they’re all in Guinness’s book. Guinness judges have determined the fastest time to pluck a turkey, the most books typed backwards (67 books, by the way), the youngest person to wear a full set of dentures, and the largest gathering of Santa Claus’. I have also proposed some world records that have yet to be confirmed by the nice folks at Guinness, such as Robert Altman’s record for the most consecutive minutes of pointless boredom in film, Barack Obama’s record for most times talking about himself in public, Jack Johnson’s record for the most songs that sound exactly the same, and Paris Hilton’s record for spreading STD’s to the most people.