This time of year is traditionally slow in the online casino business, so casinos are offering a lot of promotions. Land-based casinos right now are having a lot of high-profile shows to bring in the crowds. Online casinos can’t get Crosby, Stills and Nash to play at their casino, so they go with a lot of game-based promotions. Titan Poker has a couple good ones going on right now.

Today, September 25, online poker site Titan Poker is hosting the $20,000 Double Stack Freezeout at 3:45 EST. The entry fee is a little high at $300, but the high prices often bring better competition if you can afford to join the table. The online tournament is No Limit Texas Hold ‘em.

I know what you’re thinking: I don’t have the money to enter that tournament. I was a dumb bully in school who spent all of my time giving people noogies instead of studying and as a result, I’m a 45-year-old man stocking shelves at Save-a-Lot. Don’t worry. For those who don’t want to pay the $300, you can play your way in by winning satellites that have entry fees of only $64.

But what if you’re not a member of Titan Poker? Well, now is a great time to join, because you’ll get free stuff just for that. For new members, once you make your first deposit you will receive five free tokens to use in any of the weekly New Depositor Freeroll Satellites. There is no entry fee for those satellites, which are held every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday. Players in those satellites compete for a spot in the monthly $20,000 New Depositors Freeroll, which has no buy-in and has a guaranteed prize pool of, you guessed it, $20,000.

So if you want to enter the Double Stack Freezeout or are not a member and want to join for a shot at the New Depositor Freeroll, visit Titan Poker today.

I don’t know about you, but I really don’t bother gambling when there isn’t an obscene amount of money at stake. I think it’s because I’m so filthy rich that wagering small amounts is beneath me. It’s the same reason I drive a Lexus, even though it’s a boring car, and bathe in Perrier. The finer things in life are more expensive and who doesn’t want to enjoy the finer things in life? Some people like to play poker tournaments with $50 buy-ins, but 50 bucks isn’t an entry fee. That’s what I tip that nice man who shines my shoes.

Titan Poker understands people like me, which is why today they are hosting the $40,000 High Roller Monday poker tournament. The tournament has a $500 entry fee, which I consider the minimum for weeding out the riffraff. After all, if some guy with a Philosophy degree working at the Gap can sit at your poker table with you, it’s not really a classy tournament, is it?

High Roller Monday is a 10-hand No Limit Texas Hold’em tournament and the high entry fee should keep the number of players low, meaning you have better odds of winning and the tournament won’t last as long. It also means you can talk about your summer home in Connecticut without worrying about offending some college student who smells like humus.

If you are a high roller and want to play some good online poker, visit Titan Poker today. If you think it’s unfair that poor people can’t participate in the tournament, take off your Che Guevara beret and T-shirt and get a job, hippie.