I don’t know about you, but I really don’t bother gambling when there isn’t an obscene amount of money at stake. I think it’s because I’m so filthy rich that wagering small amounts is beneath me. It’s the same reason I drive a Lexus, even though it’s a boring car, and bathe in Perrier. The finer things in life are more expensive and who doesn’t want to enjoy the finer things in life? Some people like to play poker tournaments with $50 buy-ins, but 50 bucks isn’t an entry fee. That’s what I tip that nice man who shines my shoes.

Titan Poker understands people like me, which is why today they are hosting the $40,000 High Roller Monday poker tournament. The tournament has a $500 entry fee, which I consider the minimum for weeding out the riffraff. After all, if some guy with a Philosophy degree working at the Gap can sit at your poker table with you, it’s not really a classy tournament, is it?

High Roller Monday is a 10-hand No Limit Texas Hold’em tournament and the high entry fee should keep the number of players low, meaning you have better odds of winning and the tournament won’t last as long. It also means you can talk about your summer home in Connecticut without worrying about offending some college student who smells like humus.

If you are a high roller and want to play some good online poker, visit Titan Poker today. If you think it’s unfair that poor people can’t participate in the tournament, take off your Che Guevara beret and T-shirt and get a job, hippie.

Want to play in the Poker Cup Australia but can’t afford the trip to Melbourne? Don’t worry. Titan Poker online casino will hook you up. Titan Poker is hosting a satellite tournament to the Poker Cup Australia, cleverly titled the “Poker Cup Australia Super Sat.” Any member who pays the $25 fee can enter. The winner of the tournament not only wins the cash pool, but also earns a trip to Melbourne, Australia for the main event in late September along with free airfare and spending money.

When not sitting at the poker table, the lucky winner will have plenty of time to ride shotgun in Paul Hogan’s Subaru*, go scuba diving along the Great Barrier Reef, drink a few Fosters (Australian for “beer”), and pet a native kangaroo**.

It is a great way for people to play their way into the big online poker tournament who could not otherwise attend. Titan Poker’s satellite tournament is basically a play-in game for the Poker Cup Australia. For those who are uninterested in satellite tournaments and would rather compete for a guaranteed prize pool, Titan Poker also offers High Roller Monday, where players compete for a guaranteed prize pool of $40,000.

To participate in the Poker Cup Australia Super Sat, visit Titan Poker today.

* Paul Hogan is not really part of the promotion and would probably feel threatened if you climbed in his car. In addition, we’re not even sure if he really drives a Subaru.

** Kangaroos, though cute, are extremely dangerous animals and should only be engaged with the supervision of a trained professional. Even then, you are taking a big risk.