I love it when companies decide to honor fine, respectable citizens with endorsement contracts. Unfortunately, that doesn’t happen often. Instead, we see endorsements for the likes of Allen Iverson, Tony Stewart and Kobe Bryant. Even Ray Lewis has lucrative endorsement deals despite being involved in a murder. Golden Casino has an online slot featuring another bad apple, though at least, to my knowledge, he has never been involved in anyone’s death.

Dennis Rodman Slots is a popular title at Golden Casino and is being featured in a slot tournament this week. It is a five-reel online slot featuring Rodman’s ugly mug, basketballs, and other symbols. And because I’m sure you were wondering, yes, there is a picture of Rodman in a wedding dress. It’s actually the bonus symbol.

In bonus games, players earn extra coins by headbutting officials, kicking cameramen, and shooting an air ball from the free throw line…Okay, actually I made up all of those bonus games, but it would be fitting. Back during his playing days, there was a debate about whether Rodman was good or bad for basketball. Those who supported him said that the game needs a villain and Rodman was the perfect choice. Those who were against him were offended that they had to pay $50+ for tickets to see a punk like Rodman make millions playing a game that he doesn’t even really care about. One thing is certain, though. Rodman was always a controversial figure. Controversy sells, and that’s likely the reason for the online slot’s success.

What makes me curious, though, is why the online slot features something Rodman didn’t do very well (playing basketball), but does not represent either of Rodman’s greatest achievements. When I think of Rodman’s accomplishments, I think of his starring role in Double Team, the action movie masterpiece that paired him with fellow thespian-extraordinaire Jean-Claude Van Damme. His other great accomplishment was briefly dating Carmen Electra. Sure, Electra is kind of weird and freaky (she is, after all, married to Dave Navarro), but she’s weird and freaky in a hot kind of way. Rodman, on the other hand, well, I can’t think of an accurate way to describe him that can be printed in Gambling Review.

For whatever reason, Golden Casino decided not to feature his acting or dating accomplishments in the Dennis Rodman online slot. Fans of Rodman, if such a thing exists, can still play the game if they can handle seeing his face that many times without having nightmares. There is, of course, a reward for that bravery. The current tournament has a $5,000 prize pool. So if you’re in the mood for The Worm, dye your hair, get tatted up, put in your piercings and start wagering on the Dennis Rodman Slots at Golden Casino. Just remember to leave your bad attitude behind when you log off of the site, because not all dirty, narcissistic, vulgar, mean-spirited egomaniacs get to go out with women that look like Carmen Electra.