PartyCasino Launches New Marvel Slots
Posted on: September 25th, 2009 9:34 am | By: Jeremy Schrute
I know this is going to draw the ire of Ricky, but I’m writing yet again about comic book-themed slots. Yes, it’s Marvel again. I can’t help it. Marvel is pimping their image out almost as much as Obama. At least their CEO didn’t appear on 5 news shows on the same day, though. You have to draw the line somewhere.
Anyway, PartyCasino has launched 4 new Marvel-themed online slots, including Spider-Man, the Hulk, the Fantastic Four and Thor. They have also launched King Kong, which, to my knowledge, has nothing to do with Marvel. Fanboys, feel free to correct me if that’s wrong. That includes you, Ricky.
The Spider-Man slot is the coolest because, let’s face it, Peter Parker is the coolest superhero. The game is a 25-payline slot featuring everyone’s favorite web-slinger. There are two bonus rounds and players can wager as little as $0.01 per line for a chance to win $5,000.
The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Revenge is an online slot based on everyone’s favorite green Anger Management poster child. This slot machine has 20 paylines with a bonus round that gives out free games. Bets, like with Spider-Man, can be as little as 1 cent with the possibility of a $5,000 payout.
The Fantastic Four is another new online slot for PartyCasino. To be honest, I’ve never understood the appeal of this comic, because 0/4 of the group is interesting. There’s a big, stupid rock-like guy, a boring girl who turns invisible, a guy who can fly and set himself on fire (okay, that’s kind of cool) and a guy who’s basically like Stretch Armstrong. Admittedly, though, I like the Invisible Girl in the movies, but that’s only because she’s played by Jessica Alba. In any case, this slot has 25 paylines and a $5,000 jackpot.
Thor, the Norse god of thunder, is also featured in a new online slot. Thor is the coolest Avenger because I’m pretty sure all he does is go around smashing things with his hammer, so he’s basically the Gallagher of superheroes. This is a 5-reel, 9-payline online slot with a jackpot of $4,000.
Last but not least of the new PartyCasino slots is King Kong. I still like Donkey Kong better, even though he really doesn’t do anything but stand at the top of a platform and throw barrels at an Italian guy trying to climb a ladder. The King Kong online slot is a 5-reel, 25-payline slot and it should be a hit for anyone who finds kidnapping beautiful blonde women a fun, wholesome form of entertainment.
To play any of the new slots, be sure to visit PartyCasino today. Or I guess you can do it tomorrow. But today would be better if you don’t already have plans.
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September 25th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Schrute, if you had any integrity at all you would have left this article for me. You could have at least said “your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man” instead of “everyone’s favorite web-slinger.”
Also, the intrigue of the Fantastic Four is not so much their heroism as it is their interaction as a group. The comic book approaches their lives as more of a sitcom and less of a “look at that guy flying around on fire.” They are Marvel’s “first family” and deserve some respect. The only thing that doesn’t make sense is Mr.Fantastic’s name, since it has nothing to do with his power. That I will give you is stupid.
Also, you are correct that Thor is the most awesome Marvel super hero around. However he does much more than smash things with his hammer. He can also command lightning and he defends both the planet earth AND the heavenly kingdom of Asgaard against evildoers.
I have no idea if King Kong is a Marvel property, but I do know that the last King Kong movie was way too long. I don’t care how much money Lord of the Rings made, somebody needs to tell Peter Jackson “No” sometimes.
September 25th, 2009 at 9:46 am
Re-Shun.
September 25th, 2009 at 9:47 am
By the way, I always liked Gallagher, so that was a compliment.